Looking back this year, found some strange search terms that led people to my blog. Each one of these left me scratching my head as to how it could have happened.
1. My enemys face got eaten.
okaaayyyy
2. Shut up and tke my money.
I say that all the time
3. enough all of you are beneath me
Yeah, I’m just that way.
4. Gambar Alkatab
Huh?
5. Animal saying I’m sorry
That’s just weird
6. my child you worry too much i’ve got this remember
God? Is that you?
7. please pardon my typos & laconicism
I don’t even know what a laconicism is
8. wallcoo love couple
What’s a wallcoo?
10. هولي مايكل
Anyone know what that means?
11. kelebekler
Or that?
And for the most popular search term in 2012 that brought people to my site:
Holly Michael Porn Star or Holly Michael pron star (for those who can’t spell porn) or really almost any word and the word porn after it. Even had a search term: Archangel Porn (Oh my. What a world. Who looks for Archangel Porn?)
Now, don’t be thinking the worst of me. I’m not a porn star, but there is a Holly Michael who is. I swear it’s not me. Really! I blogged about it here.
Holly Michael's Writing Straight 
This is hillarious, I believe number 10 means try michael? lol.
Thanks for letting me know Shareen. I don’t read arabic, or whatever language that was.
Quite humorous. 🙂
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That is way too funny! I was just looking at some of the search terms that people used to land on my site and got a good chuckle, but yours takes the cake!
Haha Stacy, There’s so many more, but with some, I can figure out how they got to my blog. These were the weird ones.
according to Google translate, هولي مايكل means Holly Michael
Wow, Lyn, that is so cool!
It’s funny
Soooo funny! I’m glad I’m not the only one who gets found by strange search terms!
I like to check every so often just for laughs
Ha ha ha! That’s funny 🙂
Happy New Year honey xx
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I’ve often wondered what a porn star with a fan club of exactly one man needs with a blog. But, America is a free country. That’s a good thing.
Haha!
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh. 😀
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What a great and funny post! Did you keep a record of this? Or did, WordPress send you a report?
I just checked my stats and it shows there. Crazy
So funny! I love number one. 🙂
This is funny…but look on the bright “wordpress’ side….You’ve had ‘traffic’ as they call it…and maybe as you say someone looking for the other Holly finds you and even comes back …because of the ‘real’ you…Diane
I know. Maybe they’ll think twice when looking for porn and running into faith-based posts. Haha!
LOL! Just remember, I liked you before you became a porn star!
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that was an interesting and funny blog to start off my day!! 😀
:-). Happy new year
A nice start-to-the-new-year blog, Holly! I did some scouring of search engines on Gambar Alkatab and it looks like that might mean Indonesian Bible (Alkitab is the usual spelling for Bible in the Indonesian language) and gambar sometimes means picture — so maybe a picture Bible. Wow, you are reaching folks from all kinds of places and backgrounds (or rather, given their searches took them to your blog, they are finding you!).
Thanks for the laugh. I’m gonna have to do this for my own site in the near future. My own stat ‘claim to fame’ is that when you Google “how to piss off a Christian”, I’m the #1 site that pops up. I’m so…..um, proud!
Haha. Funny!
You’ve got some good ones! I think laconicism has something to do with laziness, but given your porn links, you might not want to ask what the other unknowns mean. 🙂
Yeah. Yikes. Some thing you just don’t want to know.
LOL, your search terms are out of this world funny. But hey, God works in mysterious ways. And those who are meant to find you – will! Here’s to 2013 and many more odd synchronicities.
Happy 2013 to you too,
What a fun post! It’s amazing the things that some people google. Happy new year.
Yeah, the porn star bit cracks me up every time. 🙂
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I may have mentioned this before…you have a porn star bearing your name and I have a body builder bearing mine. She’s scary looking! lol This is funny and you peaked my curiosity. I’m going to look into what brought people to my blog…but now I’m nervous. LOL Happy New Year Holly!
Thanks Diana, it can be quite humorous. Have fun!
Number 10 is “Hawli Mikail” in Arabic, which basically refers to your name “Holly Michael”
Funny that you do not get references related to food, I get that a lot, and it cracks me up 🙂
Subhan Zein
Haha! Thanks for letting me know.
pleasure. 🙂
You have to wonder don’t you. There are some pearlers in there -I should look at my blog’s search terms more often.
Regarding the archangels, maybe the searcher thought there were some 6-winged seraphs not covering their, um, feet?
That’s crazy, isn’t it. Thanks for stopping by Anne